The Commonwealth of United European territories is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, devout population of 195 million United European territoriesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 9.8%.

The United European territoriesian economy, worth 8.74 trillion Eros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Pizza Delivery, and Gambling. Average income is 44,829 Eros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, and political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. United European territories's national animal is the Fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

United European territories is ranked 247,967^th in the world and 95^th in Iris for Largest Populations, with 195 million capita.